The Audacity of Soup Nazis

The day the government tries to tell me what to eat, i.e. no red meat, fried foods or sugar, is the day I show them how to conduct a successful colonoscopy with a watermelon. We have 93 million citizens out of the workforce, 18 trillion in debt, unvetted illegal immigrants are streaming across the border, and Washington is worried about what’s on my plate? Unbeknownst to Obama & Co. – who can’t tell the truth to save their life and who refuse to take responsibility for a smorgasbord of failures and abuse – the Constitution is not a napkin and America was built upon a tasty little premise called individual liberty. Americans don’t work 40 hours a week, sacrifice for their families and struggle to make ends meet so a clueless bureaucrat can tell them it’s illegal to grill a steak or have a burger at their favorite restaurant. Whether you’re a 300 pound video game addict or a world class triathlete, no one has the right to strip you of free will: NO ONE. Life is full of choices and those choices have consequences…for better or for worse. Progressivism is not about the efficacy of meat nor has it ever been about healthcare; it’s about control. They live for, drink, and eat any opportunity to confiscate every aspect of your life. Remember, these are the same hypocrites who don’t read the bill – or care to – and who tirelessly conspire to silence dissension in a nation predicated on freedom. Just because the loony left thinks meat is murder and a vegan lifestyle will save the planet doesn’t mean you need to dawn a straight jacket to be spoon-fed the truth: Michelle Obama is not a dietician and gutter water is not soup! The same government that can’t balance its checkbook, or call ISIS a threat, wants you to believe abortion is kosher and EBT cards should be used at Red Lobster. I don’t need to jump off a cliff to discover gravity doesn’t vote, bullshit doesn’t float and a steak tastes better after an honest day’s work. Check, please!


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