Bernie or Bust: Trump’s Open Path to Victory

Yes, I freely admit, I truly and unequivocally wanted Hillary to win the nomination for the Democratic Party. In God’s name “why”, you ask? Well, that’s simple: the stank of stigma! She generates almost no voter enthusiasm, her word possesses less credibility than a Rolex street vendor, she panders to minorities like groomed pets and her candidacy carries more visible baggage than a Kardashian selfie intervention; unlike the relatively unscathed socialist idol, Bernie Sanders, who as rumor has it can walk on Peruvian rain water and turn one dollar into one thousand loafs of bread. Due to his cult like appeal amongst millennials, the Sanders faction is extremely rabid, sizeable, and detests her shady politics, criminal behavior, as much if not more than conservatives. In fact, if the truth be known, as many as 25% of his diehard followers identity themselves as “Bernie or Bust” and said they would not vote for her even under the most dire circumstances. That, my friends, is an astounding revelation that easily surpasses the largely seasonal disappointment of the #NeverTrump crowd. After all, the Don of Manhattan didn’t steal anything, for it was the GOP that conspired to stop his runaway popularity born from their own repeated failures and capitulation to the Obama agenda.

Even if the number of Sanders’ moral objectors are only 10% come election day, such a discrepancy would essentially handicap or cripple Clinton’s chances. Furthermore, this very distinct reality serves as the overriding reason as to why I continually stoke the fires of animosity by reminding Bernie zealots the DNC rigged the nomination process in order to stop their self-proclaimed “revolution” from returning power to the people. To further spin the wheels of revolt, I also truthfully interject that if she loses in November, Bernie could very well run again in 2020 rather than 2024 when he’d most likely be, for all intensive purposes, too old to succeed or regain that populist fervor. However, and this is key, I never invoke Trump, with the possible exception of his anti-establishment mantra, which would only distract from the unrivaled source of their ire and unabridged anger: ‘Crooked’ Hillary Clinton. Some political abominations simply need to be left to marinate in the juicy juxtaposition of their own toxic waste.

If you watch the manner in which Bernie’s Berserkers assail Butcher of Benghazi at her rallies, disrupt joint Democratic events, their vitriolic banter is tangible and undeniably real. Even better, if you appreciate free fireworks provided by the living relics of an insatiable civil war, just wait for the main course of flame broiled discontent at the Democratic convention. This is why, with little doubt or inherent risk, Trump’s most accessible path to victory is through the electoral aftermath of the scorched earth campaign waged by those Democratic Socialists who seek, above all else, for the DNC establishment to ‘Feel the Bern’ of reciprocated betrayal. And “We the People” seeking to return accountability to Washington, credibility to America’s founding Constitutional charter, should be all too willing to assist their undying pledge to rage against the Clinton machine on November 8th. To quote Jared from Subway…Karma, unlike a Happy Meal, is a dish best served cold and in a jail cell. Hillary for Prison 2016: because she’s earned it!



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