Ze, Zir and the Power of Magic Shoes


Sorry to disappoint the LGBT LARPing community but I will never be coerced or threatened into using gender neutral pronouns and titles. The day I willingly agree to use “ze” or “zir” in the name of pseudo-sensory “progress” is the moment Xenu the Evil Intergalactic Ruler of Scientology lore descends with a list of his dietary demands in Pig Latin. Regardless of what politically correct haze activists are now conspiring within – confusing children by mocking the common-sense tenets of biological evolution – nature doesn’t need redefined so 99% of the populace caters to the hyper-sensitive, role playing delusions of cultural contrarians.

I’m a respectful individual, I treat all people with universal regard, and I will rightfully continue to address the two scientifically recognized sexes by he and she, her and him, boy or girl, man or woman. Other than that, I don’t care what people identify as or what they do in their private time – whether they’re gay, straight or fornicating with Pokemon – for liberty is the crux of free will. However, if public schools and our elected government want to openly prosecute people for calling the sky blue or a bearded diva a man, then the inmates are officially running the asylum and common sense is receiving shock treatments for denying the existence of asexual unicorns that poop rainbows of medicinal marijuana. In other words, only in the padded rooms of progressive academia would the “wishful thinking” of gender contortionists become the educational edict of an unbreakable social contract where scientific reality is sexist and/or distinctly homophobic. Yes, beware the ides of cross-dressing chromosomes: puff, pass, 23 pairs of fabulously androgynous shoes.

Just because someone refuses to date you or call you “Joyce” because you have an extra appendage doesn’t make that person hateful or remotely socially inappropriate. It makes them a realist, and quite likely, a heterosexual. Despite our personal differences or political leanings, we as a nation simply have so many more pressing issues to address rather than endlessly indulging the destructive whims of those who want special accommodations – pandering to a media celebrated lifestyle choice and its nonsensical demands – while simultaneously refusing to recognize our individual freedoms as a whole; such as the right to call a female a girl or a male a boy. Apparently, truth is now genetic hyperbole in the land of make-believe. To boldly quote the keen observations of Kindergarten Cop, “boys have a penis, girls have a vagina”. Now only if we could get grown adults to understand such a non-political concept and to stop asking innocent, impressionable children if they would like to change their God-given gender by wearing a dress or using the wrong bathroom. Our sons and daughters don’t need to be “sexualized” and given identity reconditioning as part of a veiled attempt to normalize and promote a deviant agenda; they need to be educated and allowed to be kids….period!


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4 Responses to Ze, Zir and the Power of Magic Shoes

  1. Darlene Ross says:

    Thank you. Spot on!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Catherine Walick says:

    yes!!! well said!! Amen!!


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