Barack Obama is terrified he’s going to be replaced by someone who embodies everything he despises: a white, Christian, patriotic capitalist who will diligently work to protect this nation’s interests and represent the rights and welfare of all Americans. I, on the other hand, call it Karma. Once all of his Executive Orders are voided, Obamacare scrapped, free trade renegotiated, accountability returned to our federal institutions, our borders secured, terrorist regimes no longer aided, and our economic vitality restored in lieu of radical redistribution, it will almost be as if his hateful, destructive, anti-American tenure never existed. Almost. Call it a historic intervention, a nationalistic re-awakening, but just remember what reclaiming our dignity will represent on November 8th: a damn good feeling.