By the Slice

I find it ironic that Fox News allowed progressive Republicans and Rupert Murdoch’s liberal sons to slowly poison their brand and now they’re confused as to why their network has become the annoying love child of Shep Smith & Paul Ryan. When you consciously embrace mainstream semantics over your founding principles to avoid the sharp corners of conviction, i.e., attempt to concoct a more palatable product to indulge your critics and wage petty vendettas, your ratings are but a reflection of your level of betrayal and hypocrisy. Yes, enjoy trying to disguise yourself in the shallow end of the ideological cesspool where the Clintons are victims of Russian hackers on their payroll and any right-minded individual who rejects the status quo must resign under the mere shadow of choreographed accusation or the applied ‘social media’ pressure of the celebrity lynch mob. Just remember…politically correct, non-binary snowflakes can’t function unless you sing Kumbaya in a braille romper as your newly opened mind lies prostrate in the middle of a pedophilia ring at a Podesta pizza parlor celebrating “tolerance” during Ramadan. The problem in this increasingly absurd world of fascist collusion isn’t Seth Rich; those unheralded whistleblowers who possess tangible evidence and intimate knowledge of widespread corruption. It’s those crooked mouthpieces that silence dissent to dismiss a pattern of deceit and even death by allowing the real criminals to seize the national narrative and thus swiftly bury any discernible hint of the truth.

In other words, just like those “enlightened” college professors protesting free speech and fact checking fake news with Marxist propaganda, lie for the sake to avoid investigating real scandal at the behest of those inventing it for political gain because you hate the brazen nature of a man elected to drain the festering swamp rather than being forced to apologize for upsetting your fragile sensibilities by doing his job. Or are Juan Williams and Bill Kristol just so hopelessly bitter they could market lemonade assassination plots as suicide prevention tips? Then again, who needs accountability when logic is banned in the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals and the victims of peaceful Islam keep washing up on a Mediterranean beach of xenophobia because our taxes aren’t high enough to stop terrorism by fighting global warming, because racists refuse to fund sanctuary cities welcoming unvetted illegals with free healthcare and voter registration cards, and a nation of laws didn’t impeach a rogue administration that deported the Constitution, religiously belittled America for the sake of “unity” and thanked our most bloodthirsty enemies with insatiable regularity and bottomless pockets.

If you’re going to cut every last shred of independent thought from your network, that defiant luster which created your unrivaled popularity, please do so without treating your shipwrecked audience and abandoned conservative anchors as dead weight in a red sea of journalistic integrity. More than one knife in the back of common sense constitutes a coup d’etat, or corporate mutiny if you will, but a maritime lobotomy license requires a Geraldo treasure hunt with chop sticks on a Solyndra paddle boat. Were you actually asking me if I regret my vote, Fox News, or were you just making idle chit-chat until I change the channel? I already did…over two months ago.


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