Make George Lopez Funny Again

Deport all police officers in lieu of those illegals who have criminal records, gang affiliations and are receiving public benefits at taxpayer expense? Sure, George Lopez, and turn America into the same destitute, lawless abyss known as Mexico; that corrupt cesspool of disrepair millions are fleeing for any semblance of a normal life? No, thanks! Don’t blame us because your ancestral homeland is incompetent and struggles to provide basic sanitation and a high school education, let alone passable drinking water. Rather than criticizing our laws, mocking our servicemen and women who put themselves in harm’s way each and every day, you should be grateful centuries of immigrants have benefited from the unique opportunities, abundant liberties and revered quality of life America affords.

For those who actually honor and welcome the privilege of becoming a U.S citizen, I have one suggestion: fill out the damn paperwork before crossing an internationally recognized border of a sovereign country. Millions have done it, millions more have foolishly refused or abstained. It’s a not a racist conspiracy, nor rocket science, but a universal necessity designed to ensure the security of any civilized nation and the safety, economic efficacy, of her citizens. Of course that would require common sense, the faintest hint of humility and an ounce of respect for those American lives and livelihoods outside of Hollywood’s self-indulgent bubble. And apparently you have none. If your blind pride and myopic political beliefs are immune to the “racist” concept of accountability, perhaps you should start a petition to ‘Make Mexico Spain Again’ before surrendering your identity and the keys to your lavishly, secluded home. At least then the joke would be on you and no “foreign” citizen would ever be denied the right to vote for a government that doesn’t expect its neighbor to pay for their 200 year-old bar tab. Until that improbable and refreshingly sober day, please remind all visitors to kindly knock before permanently entering.


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